Sunday, March 15, 2009

My first real job

So i was a big bad ass EMT. or so i thought.LOL I applied at a place called Paramed. Was interviewed by Jeff Hawkins and he gave me a chance. I was so stoked. My first partner was LaVal U. And she made me go through the ringer. Which was good. Then i got my full-time partner Dickie and we had a blast. Our two lives were like a soap opera. His marriages. My engagements and boyfriends. Tons of alcohol and nakedness. But for the record we never had sexual relations. I'm sure we saw each other naked but that about it. We even had a name. THE DREAM TEAM. Looking back as fat as i was I'm sure no one was dreaming bout me..LOL We used to have the most fun working 5am to 5pm. Then go to the bar and still probably drunk in the am. Dickie was a little older than me.And I'm sure working with me made him feel younger cause i was and am still crazy. One morning in particular Dickie was living with Ron C and i had to pick him up for work cause his car started crashed after his wife left him and his house burned down. I get there at 435am and no dickie. I wait 5 mins still no DICKIE. Now Dickie has been talked to that he has to get his crap together. So i call dickie no luck. i call the the house and Natalie answers very pissy.LOL I tell her where the hell is DICKIE. She yells and DICKIE is sleeping. Dickie comes running out in his undies barely and uniform. That was a fun day. But we made it to work on time

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